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there comes a time in every John Green book where you read something so profound and meaningful that you have to put the book down and just like stare at the ceiling and contemplate life
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there is a thin line between being sassy and being an asshole and i cross it everyday
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my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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I HATE WHEN YOU TRY TO SHARPEN A PENCIL AND IT DOES THE THING
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im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
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“your friend is hot” story of my life
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Remember that time when the t mobile girl was really sweet
but then virgin mobile made fun of her
so t mobile stepped its shit up
it’s like high school drama except with phone company’s
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