I'd Rather Be Anywhere Else But Here

I'm Sabrina, I run a youtube channel , feel free to talk to me. Music + concerts + Warped Tour = life.

May 27, 2012 5:06 pm
  • British person: *spells something different to an American*
  • American: HAHAHAH THAT'S SO WRONG YOU SPELT IT WRONG SILLY BRITISH PERSON HAHAHA FREEDOM
3:02 pm
  • relatives: any boyfriends/girlfriends?
  • me: no
  • typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
May 26, 2012 6:44 pm
  • mom 4 hours ago: we're only staying for 30 minutes
6:40 pm
  • math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
  • history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
  • literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
  • physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
5:39 pm

baraskank:

oh my god my dad just went out to walk the dog and he must have got halfway down the street and then he just came back and I was like “what’s the matter” and he just said really quietly “i forgot the dog” and my dog was just siTTING BY THE DOORSTEP WITH HIS LEASH ON LOOKING REALLY SAD kOMFGYOD

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5:39 pm

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May 25, 2012 9:39 pm
  • author: she didn't want to eat dinner because she doesn't like chicken noodle soup
  • english teacher: even though it doesn't say it, we can infer that 17 years ago she encountered an attack from chickens while on a trip to africa visiting her great aunt who was dying from pneumonia which she got from chickens that were being harvested for the great feast
6:55 pm

When you fail a test and your parents say: “You’re better than that!”…

sodamnrelatable:

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May 24, 2012 5:07 pm
  • In class: oh yeah i totally get this
  • homework: lol what the fuck
  • test: lol what the fuck
  • report card: lol fuck
May 23, 2012 10:42 pm

thatsmoderatelyraven:

sandwich stacker was the best game ever omfg

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