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snapchatting:

you’re the most beautiful person i’ve ever seen, and no i’m not saying that because we’re right next to McDonald’s and i’m out of money

(via pizza)

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

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guy:

it’s 2014 and having a valid and logical argument with your parents is still “talking back”

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shybairnsget-nowt:

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getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

She must’ve heard Peter Griffin say Donkey Kong.

(Source: cunningfoxes, via sex-tuplet)

porrim:

so one time when i was in 8th grade my school went on a camping trip at this camp and at night we all went around the campfire and told stories

and one of the instructors pointed up at the hill where a bunch of deer had gathered. he explained that baby deer make certain noises to call their mothers over. he said if we were really quiet we could hear them

suddenly this huge black guy came out from the forest and yelled YO MAMA WHERE YOU AT

(Source: adrianandrews, via youtubeimaginationstation)

lunablivion:

Can anyone else not wait until Fall so they can return to dressing in clothes that they actually like?

(via partyontheinterstate-)

witness-protection-with-wings:

witness-protection-with-wings:

so when i was 8 i was in an episode of iCarly and even though i’m 16 now and i have a pixie cut my friends still tell everyone that i was in iCarly.

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i pushed another child off a bench and stole her sandwich this is my legacy

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jesuschristvevo:

there are 10 year olds with the iphone 5 and my parents wont even buy me mcdonalds

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